Treatments & prices

Male hair removal prices

Gentlemen, we know that not everyone is an extra for Planet of the Apes, so these prices are a guide. We no longer offer full body or male leg treatments. NB read our Terms & Conditions before you book to avoid losing any deposit.

backs male treatments

treat-title-male-backEach treatment's illustrations shows the area of hair to be treated. It indicates the density of hair coverage and shows what will be removed.

  • male-legend-lightlight hair coverage to be removed
  • male-legend-medmedium hair coverage to be removed
  • male-legend-heavyheavy hair coverage to be removed

If you are not sure which back treatment you come under book "back pack" and we can go from there.

The Greg neck only
£ 15

When neck hair is clippered or shaved it comes back fairly strong, and quickly.  Sugaring means it lasts longer and looks neat.  Included with some back treatments.

silverback
The Silverback  very hirsute and much grey
£ 45

For the 1 hour plus treatment i.e. extremely thick coverage incl. grey hair, whole back & shoulders, inc arms blended in.

i.e. if you have been an extra for Planet of the Apes 

bergen
Chewy  very hirsute
£ 40

Very very thick coverage, whole back & shoulders, inc arms blended in if takes at least an hour.

backpack
The Swiss Pack medium to heavy coverage
£ 37

Medium to heavy coverage, whole back & shoulders, inc arms blended in

backpack, light
The Back Pack Whole back, shoulders and neck
£ 32

Fairly light coverage of whole back, shoulders and neck, includes arms blended in

aqua
The Aqua light coverage
£ 25

Light coverage of lower back & lung area only

trapezius
The Trapezius medium coverage shoulders only
£ 20

Medium coverage of just shoulders and the neck area your barber may often clipper

extras: add £5 if upper arms are blended in

fronts male treatments

treat-title-male-frontEach treatment's illustrations shows the area of hair to be treated. It indicates the density of hair coverage and shows what will be removed.

  • male-legend-lightlight hair coverage to be removed
  • male-legend-medmedium hair coverage to be removed
  • male-legend-heavyheavy hair coverage to be removed
centurion
The Centurion whole front torso
£ 30

above the waistline, blended at lower waist

backs & fronts male treatments

treat-title-male-fronttreat-title-male-backEach treatment's illustrations shows the area of hair to be treated. It indicates the density of hair coverage and shows what will be removed.

  • male-legend-lightlight hair coverage to be removed
  • male-legend-medmedium hair coverage to be removed
  • male-legend-heavyheavy hair coverage to be removed
aqua
The Polo Shirt back and front but...
£ 52

where the front may be more hirsute than the back or vice versa

pecs aqua
The Vest what a vest would hide
£ 30

Where a vest would probably cover any hair you have, and is fairly light hair growth (not neck or shoulders)

bergen
The Full T-Shirt thick coverage
£ 70

Thick coverage for whole front & back torso, inc. shoulders and upper arms blended in, based on very hirsute gents. Extra time needed for full arms & hands and a further charge.

backpack
The Medium T-Shirt medium coverage
£ 55

Medium coverage for whole front & back torso, inc. shoulders and upper arms blended in. Extra time needed for full arms & hands and a further charge.

backpack, light
The Light T-Shirt light coverage
£ 48

Light coverage for whole front & back torso, incl. shoulders and upper arms blended in. Extra time needed for full arms & hands and a further charge.

intimate areas male treatments

treat-title-male-intimateEach treatment's illustrations shows the area of hair to be treated. The soft colour shows hair to be removed. Areas shown in red indicate where hair is left.

  • male-legend-knickersprivate parts treatment area
  • male-legend-removearea to be treated hair removed
  • male-legend-remainarea not treated hair remains
sumo, back
The Sumo nothing taken from the front
£ 45

Full buttocks and bottom cleavage (crack)

Jock. front
The Jock hair left on pubic bone
£ 45

Scrotum & penis area only, maybe less if not very hirsute

grove, back
The Groove bottom cleavage only
£ 15

Just the crack

Jock. front sumo, back
Tour de boxer BSC with some upper thigh
£ 80

This is a guide, so the highest price is given here based on the most hirsute man.  This is BSC with some of the upper thighs too, common with cyclists.

boxer, front sumo, back
The Boxer also known as butt, sac and crack, boyzilian, Sunga, BSC
£ 70

Maybe lower in price if very light coverage, everything that a pair of boxer shorts would cover.  Subject to consultation. This is with Fee the owner, experienced & trained in these treatments.

clipper, front grove, back
The Clipper If you trim the sac yourself
£ 50

Buttocks, crack & pubic bone only

Combinations male intimate

treat-title-male-intimate

Each treatment's illustrations shows the area of hair to be treated. The soft colour shows hair to be removed. Areas shown in red indicate where hair is left.

  • male-legend-knickersprivate parts treatment area
  • male-legend-removearea to be treated hair removed
  • male-legend-remainarea not treated hair remains
backpack sumo, back Jock. front
The Jockey The boxer with full back and shoulders
£ 85

The Boxer (without pubic bone area) plus a full back and shoulders  NB subject to consultation

Jock. front sumo, back
Tour de boxer BSC with some upper thigh
£ 80

This is a guide, so the highest price is given here based on the most hirsute man.  This is BSC with some of the upper thighs too, common with cyclists.

Female hair removal prices

Ladies, we specialise in bikini treatments. Leg & combo treatments are no longer available to book online. NB read our Terms & Conditions before you book to avoid losing any deposit.

intimate areas female treatments

treat-title-female-intimateEach treatment's illustrations shows the area of hair to be treated. Areas shown in solid orange indicate where hair is left.

  • male-legend-knickersprivate parts
    treatment area
  • female-legend-remainarea not treated
    hair remains
strip
The Strip some call it a brazilian
£ 36

All hair taken apart from a small triangle/strip left on mons pubis (with Jade or Kelly)

solo
The Solo some call it a hollywood
£ 36

All hair removed (with Jade or Kelly)

zip
The Zip not quite a brazilian
£ 25

Next step before a brazilian leaves slim line of hair all round to base

solo
Knickerboxer Strip or Solo with full buttocks
£ 45

Brazilian or Hollywood with full buttocks (all of bottom cheeks)

mini
The Mini basic bikini line
£ 12

A tidy up of those annoying tufts that seem to spring out of your pants

its been a while
The Mini Plus bit more than basic
£ 20

A tidy up of those annoying tufts that stick out of your pants plus all the underneath i.e.the buttock crease

placeolholder swirl solo
Strip or Solo with the owner Solo or Strip with Fee
£ 40

For new clients with Fee, who has 12 years + experience (your next one will be discounted) this is for 1st timers with Fee owner

solo
The Round There The fluff
£ 0

Free with all solo or strip treatments – please don’t be shy to ask. For full buttocks with a solo or strip please book a knickerboxer.

FREE hair removal from the inner thigh & back of thighs with any of our bikini treatments if a small amount.  If more coverage this may be a thigh treatment so this will be an extra charge.

bikini combinations female treatments

female-full-thighsEach treatment's illustrations shows the area of hair to be treated. Areas shown in solid orange indicate where hair is left.

  • area to be treated
    hair removed
  • female-legend-remainarea not treated
    hair remains

Booking Info

Please call for any leg or combination treatment, as these are no longer available to book online.

zip the pits
Kay Zip & underarms
£ 35

Zip with underarms (not available to book on line) please call us

its been a while the pits
Esther Mini plus and underarms
£ 28

Mini plus with underarms popular with swimmers (not available to book on line) please call us

strip
Kim Solo or Strip with underarms
£ 45

Strip or Solo plus u/arms

half leg its been a while
Carole Half leg and mini plus
£ 40

Half leg and a mini plus (not available to book on line) please call us

half leg its been a while
Dani Half leg with a bikini line
£ 32

Half leg with a bikini line (not available to book on line) please call us

zip
Toni full leg, underarms and a zip
£ 65

Full leg from the bikini line down to toes, including feet, with underarms
+ a zip (not available to book on line) please call us

 

 

zip
Polly full leg and a zip
£ 54

Full leg from the bikini line down to toes, including feet
+ a ZIP (not available to book on line) please call us

zip
The Mack half leg and a solo or strip
£ 58

Half leg from the knee down to toes, including feet
+ a SOLO / STRIP (not available to book on line) please call us

 

solo strip
Alice half leg, underarms and a solo or strip
£ 65

Half leg from below the knee down to toes, including feet, with underarms
+ a SOLO / STRIP (not available to book on line) please call us

 

half leg zip
Pippa half leg and a zip
£ 45

Half leg from below the knee down to toes, including feet
+ a ZIP  (not available to book on line) please call us

the pits strip
Strictly Full leg, underarms and a solo or strip
£ 75

Full leg to toes with underarms
+ a SOLO / STRIP (not available to book on line) please call us

 

solo strip
Carrie full leg and a solo or strip
£ 65

Full leg from the bikini line down to toes, including feet
+ a SOLO / STRIP  (not available to book on line) please call us

solo
The Round There The fluff
£ 0

Free with all solo or strip treatments – please don’t be shy to ask. For full buttocks with a solo or strip please book a knickerboxer.

Please be aware we have a strict cancellation policy.