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Time for a rhyme – it’s Valentine

published on February 4th 2015

Hairy backs and getting some gents in to a salon, are frequent conversations.  The most common things being said are…

  • humiliation of going into a salon
  • the pain
  • being covered in spots later
  • a total waste of time

Whatever the feelings on the matter, with Valentines approaching we thought of a way to try to get the man in your life booked in for a back treatment.  Buy him a voucher ! I then wrote a rhyme based on a recent conversation with a new client last week.  He was not keen on hairy backs at all, and his new partner Tim was considering booking in too.

I have today launched a “Valentine Rhyme Competition”.   It is just a bit of fun but the best entry will win a £25 voucher for Sugarflick.   Please see the end of this post of how to enter.

Hey Valentine, I wish to say
I think that I am here to stay
but sometimes I wish that you could
get a back wax, please, you really should
 
cos when it comes that time to sleep
I lay with my nose, in your back, so deep
in a forest that, I really feel
is absolutely, not a good deal
 
it’s part of you of course, I know
but when it is that time to go
to land of nod and dreams you see
quite frankly I am not that keen
 
so here it is,  my gift to you
a voucher that is for the crew
at Sugarflick, that place in town 
its great, its where the men go now 
to rid their back of all the hair
or chests, or even, just down there!
be assured you’re in safe hands
no matter what, because they can  
make you smooth and then come home 
to me your partner and you know 
no matter what, you’re all I’ve got 
but please be careful, you may get spots
 
so read the thing, that they send to you 
read it all, they ask, cos it ’s what to do
before and after they’ve done their job
its their aftercare, and it covers a lot 
 
it tells you how to treat your skin 
after its cleared and been put in their bin
I am sure that you will certainly find 
that they are also very polite and kind
 
male hair removal is what they do
it’s a great place and they’ll look after you
because men go there all the time, 
it’s their forte, you will be fine
this is now the end of the rhyme 
but please be aware that they may not get time
to see you soon they booked in advance 
so please call now and don’t miss your chance.

How to enter….write a small rhyme,  even if just 4 lines, less is more I just got carried away ! all to do with body hair, male of female, and Valentines approaching, and then please email your entry to …..info@sugarflick.net.  Please don’t be crude cos we will publish the winner and you don’t have to add your real name to any piece either. 

Please put Valentine Rhyme in the subject bar.

The best one will win a £25 voucher.  

This winning voucher can be used towards any treatment at Sugarflick including any beauty or massage.

Closing date is 14th February midday. 

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